Lyrics:

Every morning starts the same, in this digital domain,
My inbox stuffed with messages, driving me insane.
"Dear Valued," they all start, but never know my name,
It's a chorus of the bots, and I'm their favorite game.

"Act now!" and "Last chance," they cry into the void,
Discounts on things I'll never need, my patience now destroyed.
My LinkedIn's just a battlefield, connections turned to ploys,
Selling dreams and schemes and creams, oh, the endless noise!

(Verse 2)
I tried filters, I tried blocks, but still, the emails came,
Like zombies, they kept rising, always one and the same.
From SEO to SaaS, they all want to stake their claim,
In the inbox of my life, they've set their aim.

"Personalized for you," they say, a script that's worn and tired,
My engagement they pursue, but I'm not inspired.
It's a deluge of the automated, my peace has expired,
In a world of AI chatter, endlessly wired.

(Bridge)
But then I had a thought, a lightbulb in the night,
What if I fought fire with fire, to end this plight?
I set my plan in motion, with a spark of delight,
To turn the tables on this digital fight.

(Verse 3)
I built myself a bot, a guardian of my realm,
To answer all the spam, with it at the helm.
"Thanks for reaching out," it says, taking control,
A polite but firm dismissal, playing its role.

As bot talks to bot, a silence falls on me,
My inbox clean, my mind at ease, finally free.
No more pitches, no more schemes, just tranquility,
As my bot handles the chaos, with digital diplomacy.

(Outro)
Now I sit back and watch, a smile upon my face,
As my bot and their bots, in cyberspace, embrace.
In a world where bots converse, I've found my peaceful place,
With a cup of coffee in hand, I've won the digital race.

So here's to my AI friend, my champion, my knight,
You've saved me from the flood, brought back the light.
In the battle of the bots, you've proven might is right,
Now I live in blissful quiet, every day and night.